sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

(Source: pocula, via obamasbigblacknipples)

"

Searing bones and third degree burns that scar.
Splinters in the worst possible place.
Long lasting bruises with stories.
Associating love with a vital organ, so that when it’s gone, I am reminded every time my heart beats that I am alone.

you taste unforgettable.
you taste like pain.

"

Amanda Helm, taste (via amandaspoetry)

"

Searing bones and third degree burns that scar.
Splinters in the worst possible place.
Long lasting bruises with stories.
Associating love with a vital organ, so that when it’s gone, I am reminded every time my heart beats that I am alone.

you taste unforgettable.
you taste like pain.

"

Amanda Helm, taste (via amandaspoetry)

versacefag:

"irrelevant male rapper"

image

"ft nicki minaj"

image

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vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

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weloveshortvideos:

I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE

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jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

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7-tease:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

lolzpicx:

GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate

7-tease:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

lolzpicx:

GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate

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"It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and demons, since we invented them."

John Steinbeck (via truncatedsouls)